BONUS: “Hannah, can you try and be light on your feet?”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points.
Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s!
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| 0:00.0 | This year at Amazon, we're increasing the electric vehicles used for deliveries across Europe to over 10,000. |
| 0:06.0 | It's a difference your notice on your doorstep, where babies are made a fuss of, |
| 0:10.0 | where we deliver footballs for kids' kickabouts, and where they deliver the football straight into Nextdoor's garden. |
| 0:18.0 | Uh, can they have their ball back, please? |
| 0:21.7 | We're delivering change where it matters on your doorstep, |
| 0:25.6 | based on projected delivery service partner vehicles across the UK and EU by end of 2026. |
| 0:30.0 | The gazelle is downwind from the lion. |
| 0:33.3 | Suddenly the lion strikes and... |
| 0:35.5 | What? |
| 0:36.3 | Is that a shoe shop? |
| 0:37.8 | What are you doing in the savannah? |
| 0:39.8 | Avoiding cybercriminals, of course! |
| 0:42.2 | Must be an easier way. |
| 0:43.7 | Cybercriminals can find your business anywhere. |
| 0:46.2 | Get protection against online threats with Cyber Essentials certification. |
| 0:49.5 | For cyber security from the experts, visit nccc.gov.uk slash cyber essentials. |
| 0:53.7 | The lion has picked up the man's scent and he's going to need those trainers. security from the experts, visit ncc.gov.uk slash cyber essentials. |
| 0:58.0 | The lion has picked up the man's scent and he's going to need those trainers. |
| 1:05.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm really like, I'm really out of whack. I just need to get my thoughts. Hannah'm really out of whack I just need to get my thoughts |
| 1:13.2 | Hannah's really out of whack |
| 1:15.1 | Welcome to the bonus |
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