BONUS: “Do we throw away my life size cardboard cutouts?”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind?

Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful.

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0:00.0	Amazon offers term time working to their employees, like Anton,
0:05.0	who's home to look after his daughters during their holidays.
0:10.0	Hello!
0:11.0	To him, this is the best sound in the world.
0:13.0	Daddy!
0:14.0	Actually, maybe that's the best sound of all.
0:23.1	Now that's term time working.
0:24.5	Offered at Amazon.
0:26.8	Ten weeks off guaranteed per year.
0:29.0	Mix of paid holiday and unpaid time off.
0:29.8	Conditions apply.
0:31.1	Okay, are you ready, Will?
0:31.7	Yeah.
0:34.2	You've got accelerators.
0:34.7	Yeah.
0:35.9	Yeah, got it?
0:37.4	Oh, oh, crashing. Run the corner, round the corner. Yeah, got it? Oh, oh, crashing.
0:38.3	Round the corner, round the corner.
0:40.3	Beautiful, this is quicker.
0:43.3	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
0:46.3	You're copying me now.
0:49.3	You're rude.
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