Don't even think about the Boxing Day trifle if you're not an EYNGP (with Paterson Joseph)
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Day 2, let's go! Jane G is still off so Jane M continues to keep her seat warm and get's booked on the spot for the rest of the week. That's show bizz! Jamal and Fi chat personality tests, apple cores, radiator and drains, and AI.
To get involved with the Hare campaign, go to: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/724795 or search 'Protect hares and their young'.
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| 0:00.0 | By the end of the week, you'll be Lamar. |
| 0:03.4 | Got the hair for it. |
| 0:05.1 | Too shy, shy. |
| 0:06.3 | Actually, there is not a song that is less likely to be your theme tune than Too Shy Shy. |
| 0:24.4 | Day two in the house. |
| 0:30.1 | Can I just say a quick hello to Jessamy, who I met recently in New York, |
| 0:31.3 | who is a listener to the podcast. |
| 0:33.0 | It's not a young farmer's disco, love. |
| 0:33.9 | What's going on? |
| 0:39.1 | Jessamy is a long-time listener to you and Jane here and at the other place. |
| 0:47.5 | And she's a friend of a friend, and she came along to a friend of mine's party when I was there for a very whirlwind trip. |
| 0:51.8 | And Jessamy said, how much preparation goes into the podcast? |
| 0:55.8 | I'm up at the crack of dawn reading through emails every day. At least lying down reading them. Well, I do. I read them in bed. Yeah, but that's just because |
| 0:59.3 | it's very close to the charger. Anyway, talking of hairs. So this came in and I'm really, |
| 1:03.9 | really sorry about this. It's from Kerry. And Kerry says, can you put me out of my misery? |
| 1:09.5 | And in fact, this email was only addressed to Eve. Jane and Fee say they read every email, even if they don't read them out. With every day that's gone by and every podcast I listen to with no reference to my plea, I feel more let down and broken hearted. They've both seen me through a lot over the years. And even though they don't know me or anything about me, it always feels they're on my side. We are on your side, Kerry. There are just two more days for this petition and there are only 54,823 signatures of the 100,000 required for it to go before Parliament if it's not permitted to inform listeners about petitions or causes, I understand, |
| 1:45.2 | but please let me know as I feel so let down and listen with trepidation instead of the usual joy. |
| 1:51.1 | Well, pump up your joy cushion and put it right in the middle of the sofa, Kerry. |
| 1:56.4 | Here it comes. |
| 1:57.2 | The petition is about hairs being shot during the mating season and Kerry's |
| 2:04.3 | attention was drawn to this horrible practice because she too read Chloe Dalton's beautiful book |
| 2:10.0 | Raising Hair. Have you read that? I have not. Well it's an amazing book and in fact if you go back |
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