What I meant to say was, I'm pregnant, not fat, but I think it did come out the other way.

I'm fat or pregnant.

I think people were kind, just being very kind to me, not to point it out.

I'm just going to be very kind to me.

I'm just going to give a little bit of an update.

So here in Carer's Corner, we've had a right old couple of weeks of it, and the drama continues.

So it's lovely to be back at Times Towers today.

I'm going to be doing the podcast for today, tomorrow, and who knows, with Malko, also known as Jamal, also officially known as Jane Wilcarrens.

To my parents, at least.

Jane Garvey is up in Liverpool, dealing with some family stuff, and we hope to be able to rejoin her, make a connection again with Jane Garvey as the week progresses in some shape or form.

But I'm sorry, people always, and I feel this myself as a radio listener and as a podcast listener,

bumps in the road are not appreciated at all.

And if I tune in, especially this week's, it's half term, isn't it? So an awful lot of radio stations are being manned and womaned by people who are in the wrong slot at the wrong time. And it's like, no, this is... Can we rephrase that? Because I am always in the wrong slot. I literally live my life in the wrong

slot. Darling, you're always in the right slot. I mean other people's slots a lot. Yes. No,

and there's nothing wrong with that, but it's just when you're a dedicated radio listener and you

tune in thinking, you know, Ken Bruce is going to give me, what's they call it on greatest

tits? Ten before Ken?

Well, I would just like to say, well, first of all, I know I, I, last Monday, I was also AWOL.

Robbie Millen stepped into the breach and raised the tone considerably.

What did you have? I was in Athens with my family.

Okay.

So you had a holiday.

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