Don't Drive on Laughing Gas - Friday Release Valve
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Turner Sparks and Michael Ira Kaplan rejoin the show to discuss the world's best, underserved headlines--a surprising amount of which originate in Belgium this week. Including: a giggly way to endanger lives on the road, a disgraced Hungarian politico, and felons with strong opinions on parenting.
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| 0:00.0 | Howdy Gang, real quick, before we start today's episode, it involves some choice adult words |
| 0:06.2 | and even an adult situation. So if you have kids in the car, make them wear ear plugs. |
| 0:11.8 | Also if you have nuns in the car, if you have nuns in the car, |
| 0:15.2 | make them wear ear plugs. Don't want to offend them nuns. I mean depending on the nun, I guess. |
| 0:21.5 | Like let's say it's a cool reformed nun |
| 0:24.2 | who's been around the block a few times, |
| 0:26.2 | worked as an acrobat in a traveling circus, |
| 0:28.3 | got into some trouble, dipped in and out of bartending, |
| 0:31.0 | married a pawn shop owner, |
| 0:32.4 | got it into some more trouble, some serious trouble, came out |
| 0:35.0 | the other side as a Carmelite sister. |
| 0:37.0 | I feel like that lady can probably handle this episode just fine. |
| 0:40.6 | Don't worry about her. |
| 0:41.6 | And I'm not saying she's faking it. not saying she's the real deal. I think she believes |
| 0:44.7 | all of it. I'm just saying given her background, she's not apt to flinch. As opposed to say, a Julie Andrews style nun from the sound of music. Now technically |
| 0:56.4 | Julie Andrews character doesn't become a nun in the musical I know that she |
| 0:59.5 | ends up with Baron von Trapp before she takes her vows but But that sort of none might be, you know, |
| 1:04.4 | that kind of like delicate, pristine Angelou type none. |
| 1:10.0 | She might be traumatized by hearing some of the choice words in situations in this episode. |
| 1:15.6 | A Julie Andrews style one. |
| 1:18.2 | But not the actual Julie Andrews. |
| 1:20.0 | She'd be fine. |
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