I can get that for you
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Breaking news!! Pete’s started drinking herbal tea. Today, Luke interrogates Donny about this new development in his life.
Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s chaotic habit of accidentally reading books that he has read before and he also tells us about the man he met online who has promised to try help him get hold of “anything he needs’…
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Who's the fellow who got us out with Jailor? |
| 0:02.0 | Ben Affleck. |
| 0:04.0 | Ben Affleck. |
| 0:06.0 | Ben Affleck. |
| 0:10.0 | It's the Luca Patriot. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm John Pylucma, |
| 0:14.0 | and she's before the show started. |
| 0:16.0 | I demanded to know. |
| 0:18.0 | Who's that fellow who got us out with Jailor? |
| 0:20.0 | It's Ben Affleck, Luke told me. |
| 0:22.0 | Have you seen the recent video of Ben Affleck |
| 0:26.0 | opening a car door for his partner? |
| 0:28.0 | No, I need to see it. |
| 0:30.0 | And it's listed as some speurious fucking... |
| 0:32.0 | Oh, the shiver is not dead. |
| 0:34.0 | But it's basically Ben Affleck looking as Ben Affleck. |
| 0:40.0 | Because the modern Ben Affleck is a walking meme, isn't he? |
| 0:42.0 | It's just a man with a cigarette, with a Dunkin Donuts. |
| 0:46.0 | He loves Dunkin Donuts so much that he can never not be seen |
| 0:50.0 | with a Dunkin Donuts in his hand. |
| 0:52.0 | Dunkin Donuts are coffee anyway. |
| 0:54.0 | And he's just constantly. |
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