Don't be a Dick

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:30.4	Happy pride.
0:31.7	Happy pride.
0:32.3	Thank you.
0:32.8	Same to you, Vanessa.
0:34.3	Happy pride.
0:35.3	June is here.
0:36.3	We would love to give you some tickets to go to a Field of Dreams Festival. Petco Parks, San Diego, Sublime, with slightly stupid and many others. Peppers there, we will get you in and all we're looking for is your nominees as we attempt to save. Gay Fest right there, right? Save Society. Absolutely it is. I think that we should help you. It's called Petco Park. you help you help us save society in this exciting
0:57.9	edition of don't be a dick a new month uh it is pride month and alleys people have taken over and listen
1:04.3	nothing against gay people in general but like any group of people there are certain ones within the
1:10.2	group that uh bother us all oh any like any group of people, there are certain ones within the group that bother us all.
1:12.8	Oh, any group. Any group has dicks in it.
1:15.8	And Ali can kick things off because if not, this is going to come across as an entirely homophobic segment.
1:21.9	But it's not against gay people. It's about very specific types of gays.
1:26.5	In my community, there's a specific type of lesbian where everything they like needs to be attached to a cause.
1:34.3	Like, I just saw this new TV show. It's directed by this queer female black woman who's in a wheelchair.
1:40.3	Oh, right.
1:41.3	And you're like, okay. And then they're like, I went to this coffee shop, it was queer women owned. And you're like, oh then they're like i went to this coffee shop it is queer women owned and you're
1:45.9	like oh my gosh just everything and it makes you feel like a bad person that you like just some
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