Doing Zoomies in Europe
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is revved up after a wild tweet that sent her into a tailspin of laughter, confusion and sadness. She is also recapping her favorite new "escape show" Emily in Paris, which reminded her of her wild Study-Abroad experience. She's taking your insane calls on the Absolutely Not like and trying to give you the unsolicited life advice you never knew you needed!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a DR Media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.3 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:22.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:23.3 | Thanks for being here. |
| 0:24.6 | Y'all, I gotta get right into it. |
| 0:26.1 | I am laughing so hard right now. |
| 0:28.8 | I just picked up my phone and you know, it's been, listen, |
| 0:31.6 | I've just been sitting in the department laughing to myself so hard for the last hour |
| 0:35.6 | because of the visual that I have created in my mind. |
| 0:41.8 | No, we're gonna begin. |
| 0:43.2 | You know, this year it's just been a just a cluster of epic proportions. |
| 0:47.1 | No one knows what's coming. |
| 0:48.8 | We're like in a Formula One race and at every turn, there's a new obstacle or there's |
| 0:54.8 | another crash ahead that we have to navigate in a split second of how to get around without |
| 1:00.4 | crashing our car, which is essentially in this metaphor, our car is like our own mental health and |
| 1:05.6 | instability. And listen, I know when people say, don't make things political, but y'all, |
| 1:10.6 | this is what we're living in. |
| 1:11.6 | And my job as a comedian is to observe things out into the out in the world and then take |
| 1:17.7 | that knowledge back into my like sick, twisted, cynical brain and find the humor in it. |
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