Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing! We have the best listeners in the world! Astrid keeps it real Ask TCB How do you handle a friend who is cheating? Ass Cream Cone If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tanning bed every damn day! Would you want to know if you were being cheated on? For real this time, what is a gander? (Bryan & Krissy would know this if they had ever listened to the girls group Eden's Crush and their 2001 hit 'What's Good 4 The Goose') Write in questions for Bryan’s mom! ITV strikes again, with people who married themselves! Meg Taylor Morrison married herself after her 3 year relationship ended She says its self-love, but we can’t get past the imagery Have we found the next Dalai Lama? She seems sane… Alas, she is a life coach LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.1	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.6	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.8	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:18.8	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:22.6	There's plenty of women out there that you want to be friends with, and there's a lot
0:25.7	of women out there you want to have sex with.
0:27.7	If you can find one that you can be friends with, and have sex with, henceforth, rock
0:32.5	of love.
0:37.0	On this episode of the commercial break...
0:40.1	I mean, I get understand, I do understand, like, the need to put yourself first and after
0:44.8	a break up.
0:45.8	That makes total sense.
0:46.8	That makes total sense.
0:47.8	What does not make total sense is getting up on an altar and putting a mirror in front
0:51.5	of yourself and reading your vows aloud.
0:54.5	I've been to, by the way, I've been to lots of, like, ayahuasca retreats where this happens
0:58.1	regularly.
0:59.1	Just go to a yoga retreat.
1:01.9	You'll fall in love with yourself.
1:03.4	Don't worry.
1:05.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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