“Rooney Threw His Drink On Me!” - Abbey’s Hilarious Childhood Story & Liverpool Dressing Room Tales
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos is very much the theme as Abbey and Pete dive straight into tash turmoil, surprise mood swings and a Fashion Awards night that left Abbey fuming in her fleece at home.
We get a full breakdown of Pete’s accidental “golf-club-after-party” at their house, while Abbey confesses to the most unhinged hangover day of her life—complete with a Chinese and a Big Mac.
The pair also open up about a genuinely frightening night when their tiny puppy had to be rushed to an emergency vet, before lightening the mood with the funniest listener messages about accents, school slang and childhood run-ins—including Abbey being hit in the head with a Coke can by a young Wayne Rooney.
Names turn into a battlefield this week too, as a listener’s football-inspired baby dilemma sends Abbey and Pete spiralling into their own stories about Jack’s almost-name, why Rafa was banned, and Abbey’s unexpected crush on Phil Foden’s footwork.
In the Agony Abs, things get more emotional as they tackle trauma-based parental anxiety, hidden dating history, and the disastrous consequences of snooping through your partner’s phone.
If you need laughter, honesty and a bit of relationship chaos—this week’s pod has everything.
00:00 – Pete’s “Tom Selleck vibes” tash saga
01:37 – Abbey ill in bed while Pete attends Fashion Awards
02:16 – The role-reversal “Get Ready With Me” story
03:53 – Weekly Whine: Pete brings the entire golf club home… again
05:09 – Abbey’s hangover day of Chinese and McDonalds
06:32 – Their puppy’s poorly saga
08:31 – Listener letter: Classroom accents turning Scouse
10:09 – Abbey’s childhood story of Wayne Rooney throwing Coke at her
13:20 – Language learning in football changing-room culture
16:22 – The “Tilly Tilly” wedding name story
17:07 – Ross nearly becoming “Ross Ross” as a child
18:01 – Hilarious name combos
20:05 – Listener expecting a baby & football-inspired name debate
21:29 – Abbey’s full Phil Foden obsession spiral
23:03 – Abbey & Pete talk about picking baby names (Julian, Rafa, Jack)
28:33 – Abbey’s Christmas chaos & home renovations
31:22 – School Christmas fairs, nativities & Abbey’sTV show reading voice
33:04 – Listener struggling with parental anxiety & trauma
36:04 – Relationship dilemma: girlfriend’s hidden dating history
41:08 – Phone snooping disaster: partner’s private notes exposed
46:31 – “Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.”
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| 0:00.0 | Gautch you, we play today. He goes, ah, Modicambi. |
| 0:05.0 | One of my icons, Sheree Murphy. |
| 0:08.3 | And then he'd be like, oh my God! |
| 0:10.1 | Are you joking me? |
| 0:14.2 | That's it. |
| 0:16.7 | Okay, so Pete, what do we need? |
| 0:18.6 | Well, we need people to subscribe because obviously we're making this top quality content. And I do hate these little bits where everyone goes, oh, please subscribe. We really need it. But it just does make a difference. So if you like it, then please hit the button. Yeah, like link and subscribe. You can never say that. It's great. Like link and subscribe. That's staying in. Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch with me, Abby Clancy. And me, Peter Crouch. How are we going on? What's going on? Well, yeah, I mean, I went to the Fashion Awards last week. Before we talked about Fashion Awards, I'm quite disappointed. You've taken that tash off, yeah. Oh my God. I thought we want to keep it on. |
| 0:54.4 | I thought you looked different. |
| 0:55.6 | He did. |
| 0:56.4 | When did you take that off? |
| 0:58.3 | Just now? Oh, they're Tom Selleck vibes. Mm-hmm. Well, you liked it, didn't you? I loved it. I felt like it was getting on your wick a little bit. Like last night, I think you were just in a foul mood. |
| 1:08.7 | Last night, I was in a foul mood. |
| 1:09.9 | No, you were in that, like, I think even that everything was annoying me about, you know, everything. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.6 | So. Last night, I think you're just in a foul mood. Last night, I was in a foul mood. No, you were in that, like, I think even that everything was annoying me about, you know, everything. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.9 | So the Tash was like, you need to get that off now. Yeah, okay. I think you said something like, such bacteria in it. Did I? Yeah, you did, yeah. you know what you got rid of it but I will say you got that pretty like quick for you |
| 1:27.6 | you could grow up |
| 1:28.1 | back in two weeks |
| 1:28.8 | yeah yeah no |
| 1:29.4 | like you know |
| 1:30.2 | it's not all off |
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