Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Monday, November 24th, 2025 coming up on the program today, smearing dog shit on your face to prove a point, and that point is you're insane, plus recruiting the next generation of Nazis on chat roulette, whizzing past cock and balls on your morning commute, and you can now access Jeffrey Epstein's email account. All coming up today. |
| 0:23.2 | Distorted View Daily. |
| 0:25.0 | Proudly presents Great Moments in America Online Cancellation Calls. |
| 0:31.2 | Okay. |
| 0:31.7 | I mean, is there a problem with the software or sell? |
| 0:33.8 | No, I just, I don't use it. |
| 0:35.4 | I don't need it. |
| 0:36.1 | I don't want it. |
| 0:36.7 | I just don't need it anymore. So wouldn't you use this, I mean, is that for business or for school? What difference does it make? I don't want the AOL account anymore. Can we please cancel it? On June 2nd. I don't know how to make it any clearer. Last year was 540, last month was 545 hours of of usage i don't know how to make this any clearer |
| 0:55.7 | so i'm just going to say it one last time cancel the account well explain to me what's |
| 1:02.2 | what i'm not explaining anything to you cancel the account well what's the matter man so i'm just |
| 1:08.0 | just trying to help here you're not helping me you're. You're not helping me. You're helping me. |
| 1:11.0 | I am trying to help me. Listen, I called to cancel the account. Helping me would be canceling the account. Please help me. |
| 1:17.1 | It's all wouldn't, actually. Cancel my account. Cancel the account. Cancel the account. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don't mean help me figure out how to keep it. I mean cancel the account. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don't mean help me figure out how to keep it. I mean cancel the account. I don't know what anybody's done to you, Vincent. You're annoying the shit out of me. That's what you're doing to me. Cancel the account, please? And that goes both ways, my friend. Good. Can you please cancel the account not all right someday when you call them down you're |
| 1:46.6 | gonna realize all i was trying to was help you and it was actually your best interest to listen |
| 1:50.2 | wonderful okay yeah great when that if anything happens then uh just call back it's distorted view |
| 1:56.1 | daily with tim henson oh it's shit all over your face, baby. |
| 2:01.5 | That's the best way to do it. |
| 2:03.6 | I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing. |
| 2:06.8 | We are drinking other people's abortions. |
| 2:09.8 | Made it a man. |
| 2:10.6 | Yes, they freaks Tim back here with you to start a new week of programs. |
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