Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01 Introduction 02:55:13 Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04 Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02 Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14 Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07 White Supremacist At A City […]

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0:00.0	Get your jingle bell cock on and start ho ho ho hoing for the holidays with Adam and Eve.
0:07.8	Use promo code Freak and get 50% of just about any item.
0:11.3	That's promo code Freak, F-R-E-A-K, at Adaman-Eve.com.
0:18.4	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, November 21st, 2025.
0:21.3	Coming up on the program today, pussy pounding beats and butthole boomboxes.
0:25.8	Plus, fucking your stepdaughter for national security reasons.
0:29.6	The AI teddy bear that wants to turn your child into a kink slut.
0:33.3	And why not to cram a ceramic mug up your ass?
0:36.3	All coming up today.
0:40.5	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents great moments in tech support phone calls.
0:48.9	I'm sick and get up.
0:51.5	I'm sick and shit.
0:58.0	You see what I do? do I'm gonna get it
1:00.0	I smashed
1:01.0	Let's never
1:03.0	I'm
1:06.0	I'm burning
1:08.0	I got it
1:09.0	I fixed it I fixed it. I fixed it. I fixed it.
1:12.5	You know,
1:13.6	you go to send somebody out here and pick the shot up.
1:20.3	You know what I?
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