Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, November 26, 2025 coming up on the program today. |
| 0:06.5 | Thanks to a DV listener who sponsored today's episode, we're finally going to work through the backlog of voicemails. |
| 0:14.8 | And we will begin with unplayed calls from 2017. |
| 0:19.5 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.7 | You know know when you |
| 0:24.8 | at the club and you see two big |
| 0:26.6 | booties? You want to stick your |
| 0:28.5 | head in between them? Make them twerk. |
| 0:34.1 | It's kind of like a sandwich. |
| 0:37.4 | That's working sandwich |
| 0:38.8 | Oh, let them games begin |
| 0:41.0 | I see them waddling in |
| 0:43.1 | Double guts bubble butts |
| 0:45.1 | Rubbery bloppery blobs of skin |
| 0:47.0 | You almost too fat to get into the club |
| 0:49.7 | Put my head between your buns |
| 0:51.7 | pounds of mounds shaking round like jowls on a bloodhound drop it like a guillotine your |
| 0:57.2 | booties get the floor clean dump it like a dump truck with that bump dunk a dunk ladies you're |
| 1:04.2 | fatter than a hippopotamus girls we beg you whip that us. Oh, put my head between your buns. |
| 1:13.5 | Go ahead and smack it. |
| 1:15.3 | Go, big girl, go, big girl, go. |
| 1:17.5 | Make me a twerker sandwich. |
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