Dog Park Perv
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her weekend in Mississippi eating pork rinds & cheering on the Sportz- She hits the Absolutely Not Line to dissect all of your Post- Thanksgiving Drama. You hoes were eating out doing Zero Tipping, talking to pervs in Dog Parks and ended up with a crotch staph infection. It's been a wild weekend and Auntie Heather is here to help.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.2 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:26.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. We are fresh off turkey day. You know what I mean? |
| 0:31.9 | And I hope you got stuffed with whatever the hell you wanted to be stuffed with, whether it was |
| 0:38.5 | food, whether it was dicks, whether it was the light of the Lord. I hate that I use dicks in the |
| 0:46.8 | light of the Lord in the same sentence. Regardless, I want you to know that I was thinking of you this |
| 0:52.8 | weekend. We are going to get into the voicemails. I asked you to call in this weekend with your |
| 0:58.5 | crazy family, absolutely not. Absolutely. Yes, is because I know how hard and triggering the holidays |
| 1:04.0 | can be. And it's just it's a lot of people with the same DNA under one roof. And sometimes that |
| 1:11.5 | doesn't always bode well. So we're going to get into the absolutely not line. And it's your |
| 1:15.8 | first time ever listening to the podcast where you being beach. But you can always call in |
| 1:21.2 | 800 213 7503 to our absolutely not line, which is a hotline for you to bitch to save space. |
| 1:32.1 | And then I'm going to work through it on the podcast. But anyway, it's back to my regular listeners, |
| 1:36.1 | our regular gals, gays, guys and gals. I had a wonderful Thanksgiving went down to Oxford, |
| 1:42.4 | Mississippi, Hathi, Tani, went down to my old Alma Mater, went to the egg bowl, didn't go to |
| 1:47.4 | the game because I know better than that. Watched it from city grocery, one of my favorite restaurants. |
| 1:52.7 | But we had a fantastic time. Some friends came down. We got a house down there. And it's been good. |
| 1:58.1 | We had a nice it was really nice not to like have the pressure of cook in the food, |
| 2:03.9 | doing the bullshit. We had a really nice time. And we went with friends and it was a blast. |
| 2:09.1 | So felt good to get away. I like this new normal. That may be my new normal. To always go back to |
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