Attitude of Gratitude
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is recovering from a wild weekend in the Big Easy where she received alot of attitude from mixologists and almost fought a college kid in a night club. She gives advice to a newly wed who paid for their wedding, unveils the mystery of how our parents are still able to post on facebook and questions what happened to a man who went overboard on a carnival cruise!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.1 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.5 | Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.5 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:31.1 | Hope you're doing fantastic. |
| 0:33.2 | You're either feeling frisky or flu-ish. |
| 0:36.1 | There's only two ways to feel these days. |
| 0:38.8 | Everybody is hitting the deck. |
| 0:40.5 | Hit in the deck card, the Lido deck. |
| 0:43.6 | And then fall in eight stories off into the ocean. |
| 0:46.7 | I don't know what's going around, |
| 0:48.4 | but everything's going around. |
| 0:50.0 | COVID is the least of our issues at this point. |
| 0:52.2 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 0:53.6 | There's like a flu one, two, a, b, q, |
| 0:57.2 | then there's RSV. |
| 1:00.3 | I'm watching TikToks on how you're supposed to slice onions and potatoes |
| 1:04.3 | and put them in your socks at night. |
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