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The Bert Show

Does The Bert Show Shower Enough?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

According to dermatologists, you should only be showering 2-3 times a week...how many times do YOU shower a week?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.6

All right.

0:02.6

The internet is split with these two debates, and I'm worried that these debates are going

0:07.3

to tear apart the bird show.

0:09.2

I remember what happened during the lemonade debate of 2023, still not over it.

0:14.3

And now I'm going to bring you the shower debate and the mom plain seat debate, okay?

0:20.8

So the lemonade debate was, is lemonade a juice or a what?

0:26.9

Are you guys?

0:27.9

Is that the...

0:28.9

Yeah.

0:29.9

Smirk it around a little.

0:30.9

The mic's all messed up.

0:31.9

I think it's not about his mic, not you, Tommy.

0:33.9

Yeah.

0:34.9

Oh, it worked.

0:35.9

It did work.

0:36.9

I want you.

0:37.9

So it was, is lemonade a juice?

0:41.8

Yes.

0:42.8

Is lemonade a juice or a drink, right?

0:45.2

Yeah, that debate then there was, is a hot dog a sandwich?

0:48.9

There's been that debate, but this time I have this one for you.

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