Does It Count As Cheating If Your Partner Pays Strangers For Nudes?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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J and J start the show with a preview of tonight’s live show from Chicago. At 9:10 they discuss an argument that was set off by a dangerous hypothetical question. At 25:20 the Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a lost condom and a ruined set of sheets. Should you come clean when the condom gets lost in the most embarrassing place possible? At 35:15 a listener writes in to ask if it’s normal that her boyfriend has paid strangers for nudes on Snapchat. Does it count as cheating if he’s getting pictures from amateur porn stars? At 50:20 another emailer asks if she should be alarmed that her fiancé asked if the deposits for their wedding are refundable. Does this mean he’s having second thoughts about marriage or just asking an honest question? At 1:14:20 they rank the best and worst months of the year to be single, then close out the show with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker. U Up? LIVE is coming to the New York Comedy Festival on Friday, November 8th! Get your tickets by visiting betches.co/nycf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPO, the one and only can cocktail co-created by
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0:26.4	F-A-U-X-P-A-S. Hey guys, before we start the show, we wanted to let you know that we're recording
0:32.1	this week's episode in Chicago, which is the first stop on the U-Up tour. Right now we're in the
0:37.5	Moxie Sound Off podcast booth at the amazing Moxie Chicago downtown. There's actually a podcast
0:43.9	studio in the hotel we're staying at. It's perfect for us and if you're in Chicago, the Moxie
0:48.4	Sound Off podcast booth is free for artists, both pro and amateur to record in. We love this place
0:55.2	and when you check in, you're going to complimentary cocktail at the bar to kick off your stay.
0:59.8	I think this hotel, what do you think? I think it's great. It's very millennial and feels like
1:04.8	the lobby is awesome. It kind of feels like you're like hanging out in someone's basement, but
1:09.2	like very chill. There's games here. There's like a good lighting. It's like a modern day saloon.
1:16.0	Like you walk in people at the bar, music going on. There's the hotel upstairs. You can be down here
1:23.6	playing foosball, playing checkers and stuff. They got books on the shelves and you're going to
1:28.8	they got the taco stand. Oh yeah, the tacos are great. Fantastic. I had, what do you think
1:36.0	of the right amount of tacos are? For an adult man. For an adult man, I would say three tacos
1:41.8	seems like a good amount. I got three tacos last night and I got chips on the side just in case.
1:49.3	Yeah, you know, like just in case, just in case, you know, control. None. Okay, but they're not just
1:55.1	in case. Well, I'm thinking like, okay, I got the chips to go with my, the waitress came up with
2:00.7	the three tacos. It was as if she was looking for a party of 30. She was like, where do these go?
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