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U Up?

Is It Better To Be The Dumper Or The Dumpee?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Would You Rather Be The Dumper Or The Dumpee? J and J start the show with an announcement about U Up? LIVE coming to the New York Comedy Festival at Town Hall. At 5:45 a listener writes in to ask if women are better off ‘dating down.’ At 22:45 the Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a roll in the grass, a new sex toy, and a surprise they didn’t see coming. At 29:25 another listener writes in to ask why her boyfriend is still following a girl he hooked up with when they were on a break. At 47:25 an emailer asks if it’s okay to be upset that the guy she just started seeing didn’t invite her out to join him on a Friday night. Then at 1:03:10 they play a game of Would You Rather all about whether you’d prefer to be the dumper or the dumpee. They close out the show with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker. U Up? LIVE is coming to the New York Comedy Festival on Friday, November 8th at 9:45pm! Get your tickets before they go on sale to the public by visiting betches.co/nycf and using the promo code CNYCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.3

betches that actually tastes better than blocking your ex-feels. Take a quick second to close

0:09.7

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0:20.0

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0:30.9

Hello and welcome to the U-Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be

0:38.8

back here with you, Jordana. I know. And we're about to be seeing a lot more of each other because we

0:45.5

are going on tour in just one short week will be in Chicago. That means you're if you're in Chicago,

0:52.8

if you're in Cleveland, Detroit or Toronto, get the crew together. We're coming. We're going to

0:59.6

have a great night. The shows are a blast. We're preparing. We're in the rehearsal studio in front

1:06.4

of the mirror doing our dance moves for our opening number. We're getting ready. Okay. We're looking

1:12.8

at outfits. It's going to be Jared's probably going to wear a black shirt and jeans and sneakers.

1:21.6

But you know why? Because it's about the content. That's right. The content king over here. I'm telling

1:27.7

you. Exactly. Okay. We're coming to your town with a show. And I'm very excited about it. I'm pumped

1:35.0

for, you know what? I always say this. I'm pumped for you, the listener, to introduce a new friend,

1:42.1

a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa. Anyone you bring, I'm pumped. The whole crew

1:48.8

for you to look good because you're going to bring someone and you're going to be in the car

1:52.8

and they're going to go, wow, well, say and you're going to go, no, it's going to be fun. And

1:57.6

they're going to go, well, we could have been at Seoul. And you'll be like, no, no, no, it's going

2:01.4

to be good. And they're going to walk out there. Go, thank you. Thank you for getting me out of

2:05.2

my comfort zone. Thank you for making me do something different tonight. Thank you for getting us out

2:09.8

for a laugh. We're bringing the hot. We get a lot of DMs from people from people and they send us

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