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I'd be like, where's the nuclear codes?

I'm about to give fucking Russia the what for like, and nobody else is there.

I'm just setting off nuclear bombs.

Give it the what for.

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Confessions we're getting going with another week and today is brought to you by our good friends at man skate.

I already know that you have your dick shave, John, right?

Whoa, not true.

I've been on the road a little bit and I forgot my man's caped and I, I'm in dire need.

I'm in dire need of a little trim job.

You know what I'm addicted to?

I don't think it's the ad for that.

But the little nose clippers and the ear clipper thing that you can like stick in your nose.

I love doing that.

Almost every time I get out of the shower, I'm like, oh, I got to clean this up too.

It's become part of my routine.

I don't want long nose hairs.

It's never something I notice like nose hairs and stuff until the mustache came into play.

And then they kind of get entangled.

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