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He looked over at the Apostle Luke and he was like, suck my dick.

I'm going to heaven.

All right, welcome back to bar stool confession.

Some chapsie.

We got Johnny boy, big news coming because today, my friends, we're talking about old J.C.

Heal Jesus Christ.

See what that guy's been up to because John, you texted me earlier and saying that you

wanted to talk about it because you weren't sure how Jesus died.

I was well, first of all, the big news here.

We need a big congratulations to our uncle, chaps four more years at bar stool.

Another presidential term will be serving here.

That is fantastic news for all of us.

We're going to get to the whole Bible in those four years.

A little reenlistment action is what they call it for a four years extension.

Yeah.

So it is, by the way, when this contract is over, I will officially be at bar stool longer

than I was in the Marine Corps.

No shit, which is shocking to me.

That crazy.

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