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Welcome back to another edition of barstool confession.

Some chaps we got Johnny boy.

John last night here in Texas, we are dealing with some extreme weather, my friend.

It is out of control right now.

What do you mean?

How bad?

Well, last night, Texas is the world is crazy, obviously.

But the what I grew up dealing with was people telling me that they could never live in New England,

because occasionally, let's call it three to five times a year, you have to shovel a little bit.

People go nuts about that.

Like, how could you possibly deal with shovel it all the time?

We're like the only region that isn't actively trying to kill us.

Like it snows sometimes in New England.

That's as bad as it gets for us.

Every other region in America is, and most of the world, I think I can't speak for the whole world,

but I'll speak for America is actively trying to kill you, be it forest fires,

fucking tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes.

There's not shit like that here, and yet people always say like, oh, it gets too cold there.

It's a little chilly.

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