Julia and Nick explore the dark side of shaking up your life — because sometimes, the shake TAKETH! From accidental military enlistment to having a warrant out for your arrest, they tell the stories of tremendous flops and binchies who rose from the ashes. Digressions include Nick's failed attempt at heterosexuality, a horrifying clown-centric production of Moby Dick, and Kaitlin Bennett x Soho House.
Does Anyone Know If We Have Flop Tomorrow? *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, this one is called failed shake. |
| 0:02.4 | I accidentally joined the army for three days. |
| 0:04.9 | Great. |
| 0:05.5 | Like, imagine sitting on these and not reading them yet. |
| 0:07.7 | Like, this is so delectable. |
| 0:09.0 | We had to pre-lap. |
| 0:10.1 | When I saw your call for a failed shake, I knew I had to send my experience in. |
| 0:14.1 | This is long but worth it, I promise. |
| 0:16.1 | It's January 2021. |
| 0:18.0 | Like many, I was severely depressed. |
| 0:20.2 | The insurrection. Yeah, sis, the insurrection. |
| 0:23.7 | She's like, I need to join the army. I was a depressed college freshman taking classes in my |
| 0:28.7 | parents' basement due to COVID. I was in severe need of shake. One night I randomly clicked on |
| 0:33.8 | some Netflix movie about a lady in the Marines who was super badass and had a |
| 0:38.4 | combat dog. |
| 0:39.8 | The earth began to shake. |
| 0:42.2 | She seemed so cool, breaking down sexist barriers with her dog. |
| 0:46.8 | Who is this? |
| 0:48.5 | The next day I made my choice. |
| 0:50.7 | Well, here's... |
| 0:51.1 | Me after seeing one movie. |
| 0:53.1 | Here's the problem. Me after riding one movie Here's the problem |
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