But Mama, He's Mormon
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Julia is back with another solo episode to address some of your most pressing dilemmas: Should I convert to Mormonism for a man? Is beefing with my therapist warranted? Can I quit my job and be a stay at home girlfriend? Digressions include hearing out Clavicular, the abhorrent return of heroin chic, and RHORI providing some much needed diva representation.
This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Binchotopia. We hope you enjoy your stay. |
| 0:17.3 | Hi everybody. Welcome back to Binchotopia. I'm Julia Hava and I'm here by myself for another solo |
| 0:23.3 | episode. Last time I did one of these, it was Valentine's Day. And so those were all love-related |
| 0:29.0 | queries. I know people have many other questions that are not just related to love. So I'm excited |
| 0:34.2 | to be back to answer a wider range of questions. It is beautiful spring in |
| 0:40.0 | New York City right now. The flowers are blooming. I don't know if you guys know, you probably know |
| 0:44.4 | if you're a listener that I'm a spring girlie. I'm an aries. So I feel like I'm in my season. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm in my moment. And we have this brief period of time before it gets to be like 95 degrees and I just try |
| 0:55.7 | to enjoy it while it's here. So I hope everybody is enjoying their spring, especially in New York, |
| 1:01.0 | we really needed it because it was a brutal winter. We were fighting for our lives, all of us here. |
| 1:06.5 | I am very excited about the new Housewives edition of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, |
| 1:13.0 | also known as Rory as a Rhode Island lover. |
| 1:16.4 | This was an absolutely crucial watch for me. |
| 1:19.0 | And I'm obsessed. |
| 1:20.3 | For those who don't know, Rhode Island has a very large mafia presence, or at least did |
| 1:25.4 | once upon a time. |
| 1:26.5 | And so if you're wondering, like, |
| 1:28.1 | what is the Real Housewives of Rhode Island going to be? It's a lot like Real Housewives |
| 1:32.0 | of New Jersey than maybe like other locations. So there's a lot of powerful Italian |
| 1:38.2 | ladies, powerful accented ladies who have dubious sources of income. And that's exactly what I need in a Housewives franchise. |
| 1:46.7 | And I am interested to know if any Rhode Island binchies enjoy the show or if they don't like it. |
| 1:54.0 | I think some people probably find it offensive. Some people don't. I also am like weirdly, |
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