I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's not ashamed, but maybe it should be.

I'm Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.

Hello, gentlemen. Hello. I feel like that's the Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Hello.

I feel like that's the Tom Curry motto actually. It's not a change, but maybe, oh, let's translate that into Latin and put it on a crest for him, huh? Everyone's got a family seal, right?

That's my family seal. We're a proud people. We shouldn't be, but we're a proud people. So, Eli, you had some things you wanted to talk about this episode with respect to. I think Disney adults again. I did. I did. So I was inspired by last week's topic. Thank you again to the perverts who rose up. Once again, my sweet, sweet perverts.

Weird that you're all the exact same people, but you know what, I fucking get it. All my sweet

perverts who rose up to tell Thomas what a bad friend he is for not attending a theme wedding

in full theme regalia. And I apologize to you for the fact that Thomas wrote a 473 page Facebook post

about how if p equals Q he isn't technically attending a wedding. For those of you who are still

making your way through that, I salute you. But no, I thought about this because one of the things that that topic

also brought up for me last week that am I the asshole about Disney adults is that there's

just a general hobby shaming zeitgeist in the world. And look, I'm not talking about,

obviously, and I'm going to say this outright because it's so silly to have to point this out, racism isn't a hobby. Like, obviously, we're not talking about those kind of things. I mean, it is technically a hobby. I'm going to say, clearly, you've never met fucking, uh, David Duke, yeah. I was going to say the, uh, who's the White House advisor? A lifestyle You've never met Steve, uh, Stephen, oh, I lost his name. Yeah, I was going to say the, who's the White House advisor guy? A lifestyle is that. You've never met Steve, Stephen fucking, oh, what's his name? You know, Steve Bannon? Who's the one that's like prematurely balding? All of them. 100% of them. Whatever. Cut it. All right, so racism is not a, Right. Yeah. I'm not talking about those hobbies.

I'm talking about things like...

Stephen Miller.

There is.

Oh, it was awesome.

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