DOD98: Awfully Wedded
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Eli recently came across a wedding-related post on r/AITA and the guys hash out whether or not the couple is the asshole. Who is a wedding for? Also, Eli subjects Tom and Thomas to the worst wedding vows ever so now you all must be subjected to it too.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.9 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads. The podcast has thrown a theme party and you'd better dress up for it. |
| 0:34.2 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. |
| 0:39.1 | Ho-ho! Hey there, Tom. What the fuck was that? And our podcast got shut down. |
| 0:46.0 | As good as you are at impressions, that one kind of sucked. I'll be honest with you. That was Mickey. |
| 0:50.5 | That was a great man. Ho! man. That was a fucking awesome Mickey. |
| 0:55.1 | I don't know, man. |
| 0:56.4 | Absolutely not. |
| 1:00.1 | I will drag our podcast into the dirt, |
| 1:03.2 | desperately trying to rout a Mickey laugh. |
| 1:04.4 | Sounds like a Pillsbury doughboy. |
| 1:06.8 | Now you're making me doubt myself. |
| 1:07.6 | That's absolutely. |
| 1:09.0 | Maybe you should. I want you to know tonight at midnight. |
| 1:10.3 | I'm going to be fucking Gomer Pyle sitting on a toilet with a recording of Mickey Mouse laughing. You know, my favorite Disney fact that I've, if I had a TikTok, if I had the time to make one, I would put this in there. Because I've been exposed to this stuff from my kids a little bit, you know, the whole, the basics, the Mickey, the Donald, all those classic characters. They're so fucking lame now, though, like nobody, they're nothing. There's so many better Disney things that the kids are like, but here's what I love about that universe. You've got to get into Mickey's Dreamhouse. Oh, they watch Mickey's Clubhouse and Mickey's Whatever House, and the theme songs are in my head actually kind of. Yeah. But here's what I love about that universe. So Donald Duck's voice, I don't know if you have that impression in you, but that one's Whoa. It's pretty good. Whoa. It's impossible. That's like that. That's a very difficult. It's like the first thing you do when you do impressions is Disney people. |
| 2:00.9 | It's really hard to do right, though. |
| 2:03.1 | Like, it doesn't... |
| 2:04.1 | I can't do it right. |
| 2:05.0 | I don't know. |
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