I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's just turned 100.

Wow. I know. 100. And to celebrate, we're going to shut the the fuck up and we're going to let the ladies drive

whoop who what's up bitches

first off I don't remember agreeing to that and secondly I don't think Eli would ever

yeah definitely I'm okay this is it what I agreed to today was the, and then I'm going to put the headphones down and walk away.

The intro and I'm out.

Go get a snack.

See y'all in and out.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, we should probably introduce who you're talking about.

Joining us for the 100th episode spectacular.

What I like most about our podcast is the professionalism?

Oh, when Eli. Like most about our podcast is the professionalism? When Eli is critiquing your professionalism while talking into the wrong end of a mic.

Oh, I'm sorry, who was 20 minutes late to the record today?

Listeners, you should guess.

Oh, yeah.

Everybody fill out the online series.

You're all wrong. It was the curries. They haven't earned their rest. Joy in Thomas' voice right now, but not being the one that's late. This list. Look, Thomas, like twice in six or seven years, I've made us late. According to our calendar, we're two hours early right now. Because I didn't know it's a calendar two hours.

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