I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's got to get a thicker skin. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, and welcome to the circumcision episode.

I love your intro really fit this week, Tom.

It's all coming together.

Rub some dirt on it, Tom.

Fucking, get up.

Hey, that's some people's holy tradition, Thomas.

How dare you? You hanty-sson. Wait, what? I actually, okay, I want to remind you, like, I grew up not knowing what Jewish people were, like literally not even. That's true. Yeah, no, you might know. I should have just used that opportunity to be like, you don't know we, that's where we rub the matza. and you would have been like,

I guess they rub them out.

Wait, do I? I should have just used that opportunity to be like, you don't know, that's where we rub the matza. And you would have been like, I guess they rub the matzah.

Wait, do I have a Jewish voice or was that just your... No, there's my... You have that mad atop. Is that... Oh. That's... You started to do your rabbi voice and me, I think. Yeah. They all start here, and then it's just about whether it goes here or here.

It's a widening of the soft palate is the only choice it's made.

But the only thing worse than circumcision, gentlemen, do you know what that is?

That's right.

It's the auto ads.

Yes, the genital mutilation of podcast.

Oh my fucking God. Totally unnecessary. Doesn't need to happen. And yet, millions of people every year do it,

leaving behind the scarred remnants of what might be an enjoyable comedy show.

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