I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast with only the best fans. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas

Super Sick Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Well, that's not fair. I'm Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Super Sick Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Well, that's not fair. I'm always super sick. So I feel like I should get that all the weeks except for this.

No, you should. No, you'll get noted when you're well. Like it's a, yeah. There we go. Uh-huh.

We figured it out. There's a new shitting champion in town, Eli.

I think we have a topic where Eli will come across as the crazy person. I don't think so. Thomas Smith didn't want to

miss it. Yeah. Like he's sick as a dog guys. And Thomas Smith was like, no, I'll drag myself to the

recording chamber to not miss this.

I can't wait for Eli to realize how insane he is. It's going to be the best.

I'm pretty sure I'm not insane on this one.

All right. So before we launch into the episode, do we have any other insane things to talk about, Eli Bosnick?

Well, Tom, you know the only thing worse than the terrible, mind-shattering levels of

diarrhea that Thomas Smith is experiencing right now?

It's the auto ads, yes.

Every 10 to 20 seconds, much like Thomas's shit, our audio ads come splattering against the

back of the toilet seat of your eardrums.

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