DOD84: Potty Train, CHOO CHOO

Dear Old Dads

Thomas Smith

Kids & Family, Society & Culture

4.8 • 550 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Tom didn't write the title because he treats the word "potty" like one of his exes. Doesn't exist. Anyway, POTTY TRAININGGGGGG! Eli is starting Max on potty training so we all reminisce.

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0:00.0	I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.
0:09.7	I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.
0:16.7	I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.
0:23.1	Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.
0:28.4	Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's taken the piss and hopefully even in the right place.
0:33.5	I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.
0:37.8	Hello, gentlemen.
0:38.8	All right.
0:39.3	Today's episode is about sex with our wives.
0:44.9	No judgment.
0:46.0	We're just going to go in.
0:47.3	So Thomas, I think...
0:48.7	Yeah, this one's really important to Tom.
0:50.3	He's been really gunning for this one for a while.
0:52.6	He's been...
0:53.1	This is my golden episode, guys. my golden episode. He finally did pussy talk with Cecil. We're happy to say. It turns out, Cecil had an ejector seat under his chair the whole time. Yeah, got to dust that bad boy out. He's like that guy with all the balloon.
1:11.9	What was that, like, balloon kid?
1:13.4	What am I remembering? Some fucking thing. Remember that? Up. Yeah, up. No, there's a news story where it was like, didn't they think a kid? Oh, it was a false story. Yeah. They faked a kid that got lost. Yeah. Yeah. And then the kid blew up their spot on television.
1:27.2	And we were all like, I think culture's bad.
1:29.5	And we were like, don't think about it, everybody.
1:30.9	We can't. Yeah. And then the kid blew up their spot on television, and we were all like, I think culture's bad.
1:29.5	And we were like, don't think about it, everybody.
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