I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to your old dads, the podcast that scorched the earth behind us. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Hello. Hello, Tom.

As a podcaster, there's absolutely nothing worse than when you mess up, like slightly

mess up a word in an intro and then someone references it later because then it means that

you like kind of have to keep it, but it's not that funny and it's not good.

But Tom messed up a word on doing the intro and I was going to be like Tom

you can't fake a heart attack just to not do the episode

about X's Tom

Oh I can oh I can do it

I got a grab her guys

My left arm is tingling I think that's bad

I got a call

Some of them

So worse than X's Are auto auto ads, worse than exes, he like?

Yes.

What would you rather do?

Listen to our auto ads or have all of your exes describe the worst thing about you in a semicircle.

Well, luckily, that latter thing will never happen.

And that former thing definitely will.

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