I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's vision is based on movement.

I'm John Curry.

Join as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. I don't even know what that intro means, gentlemen, but hello. I was going to say, if ever we could redirect an episode, it should be this one just so that everyone's like, I think Tom is a brain tumor. I don't really understand. Yeah, we. That's how I ever get a brain tumor. That's actually how I'm going to tell the audience. I'm just going to be like, hey, so.

The podcast that has one third of a brain tumor. Yeah, we often tell Tom for fun that we're doing a certain topic and then he makes an intro loosely related to that. And then we do something completely different. So Tom sounds insane. So everybody wins. It's not the first time. It will not be the last time. I like the time where he just out of spite did the same intro like 14 times in a row until we finally did that. I'm going to use it. God damn. I respected that. Eli, you know, you were just before we recording, we're expressing what you, a brilliant idea you had.

I'm curious if you'd like to pitch that to everybody. I have a brilliant idea. So look,

what do the people listening to this podcast want more than anything? That's right. The three of us together with our families, co-parenting live. Will the Bosnick survive? No. Probably not.

This is like, I don't know what three chemicals explode when you put them together,

but they've got nothing on these three families.

And I have the perfect way to do it. Disney Cruise.

Oh my God. I hate both words you just used.

That's the thing is I hate both of those words.

Then you put two terrible words together. It's the thing is I hate both of those words. Then you put two terrible words together.

Oh, God.

It's the perfect formula to destroy all members of our families.

So first of all, imagine this.

The Smiths will have a time in place they need to be, or a boat will leave them somewhere.

Yeah, so we're not on the cruise. So step one, Eli and Tom are on the cruise together with their families. Right. And Phoebe. It'll just be us. You guys and Phoebe will have made it. Yep, us and Phoebe just sail on the open sea. She will have somehow chartered a vehicle to get there because she's so brilliant. No, she's got a jet ski.

Yeah, exactly.

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