I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependence.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's been benched for fighting. I'm Tom Kirby. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Hello. I was certain there was going to be everybody's kung fu fighting reference in there somehow. Oh, I missed it. I missed it. Can you,

we got to go back. I was in Fast as Lightning. I know. Oh, they see, there it is. Yep.

Found it. It was a little bit frightening. Okay. All right. I'd like two-year-old dads this week. They just sort of slowly but surely made their way through lyrics of everybody was Kung Fu. That was the whole bit. That was the entire. Good episode. The entire episode is it. It was the whole thing. So Thomas thing. So Thomas, you had an eventful week,

my friend. You, Mr. Social Jack, oh, I think everything is more a look. You decide to throw

some hands around this week, didn't you, T-Dog? Yeah, for the last week, I've played the same amount

of ice hockey as you guys because I was suspended. It sucks. The amount of ice hockey that you guys play fucking sucks. I'll just say that.

How organized is your league? Like you have like, give guys that can suspend you. This is like that organized? Yes. It's a league. It's a, yeah. I mean, there's playoffs. Okay. All right. Me and Tom have no idea. That's like you were just like, oh, yeah, no, we have a little state government for a hockey league. Yeah, we're actually a sovereign nation. Thank you. Eli, he was, he was like, oh, yeah, we have, I'm like, fucking like, you're grownups. I don't know, like, do your parents, like, we have a brig? What? First he was like I guys have played as much hockey as you have

And then paused like we were going to be like Do your parents, like, we have a brig? What? First he was like, uh, guys, I've played as much hockey as you have.

And then paused like, we were going to be like, oh, my God, what are you?

I know.

And then he was explaining the fucking Duke of Longshore who had taken away his lands and fiefdom.

Oh, boy.

I'm trying to think, magic.

I'm trying to think, what's the comparison

that anyone will understand?

You don't have to compare anything for us, baby.

No, we got it.

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