I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's a big boy, damn it. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.. Hello, Oh, I don't know if I'm a big boy, but I'm an adequately sized boy. I think you're a pretty big boy, Tom. If I remember you're correct, I know you've lost a bunch of weight and started biking like a little lad out delivering newspaper. I've not lost a pound, Eli Bosnick. I'm guessing you're still a big boy. I have not lost a pound.

If I were to line you up with a bunch of other boys in an attempt to make a throne of boys,

you'd be the biggest boy. The biggest boy. The biggest boy. The biggest buffest boy. I couldn't

hide you in an elementary school among other boys. No, I don't think.

I think I might stand out just a touch. Just a touch. All right. So I think we're going to continue

our examination of the world of Reddit from the men of Reddit questionnaire about

emasculation. Just to remind our listeners from the prior episode, the question at hand was,

what is the most unintentionally emasculating

thing that women have done or said to you? And again, fascinating that the question is not,

what is the most unintentionally emasculating thing that has happened to you, right? It's that women

have done or said to you. I love the misogyny out of the gate.

So that's great.

But is there anything more emasculating, Eli, than the auto ads?

Oh, nothing.

Truly being cucked by the auto ads in your podcast listening experience.

For what are the auto ads but the cock cage of podcast listening?

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