I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast with a heart, two sizes too small. I'm Tom Curry, and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas. We got to, yeah. Now I feel like I need to do the dreidel song as my intro, and that's problematic. That's, I don't know. Is the dreidel song problematic? Well, first, no, I just meant that me having to do the dreidel. I felt like me to represent.

I thought we had like a baby it's dreidel outside situation.

No, there's a second verse to the dreidel song.

It's like sticking up your ass and then we get a dreidel outside.

Dredel, it's cold outside.

That would have been better actually.

No, maybe it's dreidel outside is way better. Because now you get to picture like an ominous dreidel at the window, just scrunking it, whatever. However a dreidel would scrunk through the window. We all know how a dreidel would scrunk. It would be perfectly silent. No, the dreidel makes all the noise in the world.

It's breathwork.

Thank you.

Dradle is screaming to the heavens.

I'm glad that all of our listeners were like, what's breathwork?

So, you know, I don't know what are the wrong. Not my beautiful perverts.

If you compare the Facebook posts of the people who agreed with me on the only fans and the people

who didn't know breathwork. No crossover. Two circles that do not touch, my friends.

I almost want to talk about the baby. It's cold outside. So no. Oh, God. That is such a weird

controversy, non-controversy. And it almost, here's the thing, if you're willing to

have that conversation with a good actor, which is impossible to do, because someone will come in

and be like, so you're telling me, and then it's over. Yeah. But if you're willing to have that

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