Get it, the virtue. I, Chris, did it as go time, girl. It is go time. This is the last

time we agreed yesterday that you take a swipe at this because at some point you have

to look at the mirror in the mirror and say, this is who I am, not who I want to be.

I don't have the best track record when it comes to matchmaking. And by track record,

I mean, I have never once made a successful match between two individuals. And from what

I've heard the matches that you are making are not just not successful, but like astronomically

horrible. I had somebody DM me that was like, yeah, back in 2018, Kristen set me up.

He turned out to be gay. So there we go. I think the word you're looking for is disastrous.

Yes, yes, would be. And good for you for setting them up so he could finally live his

authentic life. You know what you're welcome. That's, that's a true ally. I'm always

considered an ally. The ally that doesn't know she's an ally is the most impressive ally.

But can I not get some kudos for never giving up? No, sometimes you got to let it go.

No, Jim Valvano said don't give up. Don't ever give up. What happened to him? Don't

give up. He's so mad at you. No, absolutely not. He gave up. Oh, no, he did not give up.

Stop it. That's awful. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I didn't think it happened

this morning. I'm sorry. Here's what happened. You are dark today. You need to check your

darkness at the door. What happens is when there's a huge win for a bird's big adventure

and you're writing this like altruistic high, you feel like you can balance it out with

some darkness and you need to stop. It was such a positive night last night that I must

add to darkness today. That is not his mo. When he does something really good, he's like,

now I can be back. All right. Anyway, I am determined that this will be the match of

all matches, the most successful in only successful match I have ever made in my matchmaking

...