Do What You Want When You're Pregnant

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)Guys need something to do (11:50)Superbowl(20:28)Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)The news (57:14)Fan emails (1:13:05)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Miracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	How does it go?
0:17.0	How does it go?
0:22.0	And we in the mound mountain do and the dicle are gone you get all
0:27.6	Gather I don't know what the Royce starts on the other so they were saying saying this song
0:33.0	Dude I come out to that time.
0:35.0	What is it?
0:36.0	The wind mountain do and it's down.
0:39.0	It's down to the...
0:40.0	It's like the bridge right?
0:41.0	Here you go.
0:42.0	We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song. Yeah, my bad. Yeah
0:45.1	Wholesome. I come I would we just started the tour last week too. How you feeling?
0:50.5	Absolutely dude. It was just absolute gas.
0:54.4	I was on, we went to Bowling Green.
0:57.0	That was the starting, then we did two shows,
0:59.3	sold out in Cincinnati.
1:00.9	Wild.
1:01.6	Cincinnati strong supporter. It's a good city. Wild. Cincinnati strong supporter.
1:04.0	It's a good city.
1:05.0	Ohio.
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