The Spirit Never Sleeps

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Stand-up

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Time to see a therapist (7:25)Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)Asbury University revival (22:04)Just be honest (35:20)The News (52:00)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAthletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositive Stamps.Com: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Fire up on the net it's a positive.
0:17.0	Fire up the engines baby.
0:22.0	Let's go we're back this is what's the date
0:26.8	February 23rd second 23rd how do we do the pot audio drops ondays because we can get it out quicker and then video drops on Thursdays.
0:36.0	And we usually record on Tuesday.
0:38.0	Isn't there like, have you ever seen something where like sports center happens and then like something wild happened
0:43.6	or I bet the newspaper used to be like that. They go to the news and then the
0:48.1	newspaper comes out the next morning and something wild happened and you're like
0:52.3	oh it's not in it's because it's not you got away for
0:55.4	next week yeah yeah that in the next days that's how you know we're always
0:59.6	current yeah because something's happened like this week's episode?
1:03.4	Yeah. Stacked episode, baby.
1:05.6	Lots to get to.
1:06.5	Loaded.
1:07.5	Lots has happened, lots to get to.
1:09.1	Studios full.
1:10.3	Here we got Alex on the...
1:11.8	Oh, you know what somebody asked? keyly's here by the way.
1:14.0	So is Andrew. Yep. Everybody's in somebody asked I always say Alex on the ones and twos and
1:20.4	the somebody goes what does that mean? Yeah, you know what that means?
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