Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Mr. Beast (23:33)The Lords Advocate (33:24)Judas' failed business deal (38:04)What's that country line mean? (50:10)The News (1:14:44)Fan emails (1:27:31)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Hey, welcome in to the show,
0:17.0	ladies and gentlemen.
0:22.0	Hey, welcome into the show ladies
0:23.7	the gentleman.
0:24.7	Nett positive.
0:26.1	This one's the net.
0:27.1	What's more than a net positive?
0:28.6	This one, yeah.
0:29.6	Net positive.
0:30.6	It was on the net.
0:31.6	This is even on the gross, it's a positive. Nice, that's huge. This is even on the gross it's a positive nice. That's huge. This is everything a positive.
0:35.4	Kala Belli, it's in the studio. Yes, sir. Alex Lagos on the ones and twos.
0:40.3	Andrew is here. Also, we got our buddy Garrett is here yes sir he's off he's off he's off
0:47.0	Mike and off camera moral support yeah so he doesn't get to let's say anything
0:50.4	boy do we need it yeah but, but yeah. This is a graduated. Just a fool.
0:54.3	Full lineup, full lineup of dudes. You know, all those, all those, like all those
1:00.9	memes about like podcasts, it's just it's this yeah this is five
1:04.3	you should start a podcast and then they and then one guy goes dude so last weekend and they go oh
1:08.1	tell me about it. Tell us forward. I'm all a special Black History Month episode.
1:14.6	Oh yeah, yeah, Caleb's in here.
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