Well, I want to look fresh today, but I didn't get any sleep last night.

Middle of the night, Dan has an issue, which I've not been able to speak about before.

You're not making this sound better.

I was there and I'm terrified for where this is going.

I'm fast asleep. What do I hear next to me?

There's a man in the room.

There's a man in the room. Not just that.

Dan then kneels on the bed and goes, there's a man in the room. Not just that. Dan then kneels on the bed and goes, there's a man in the room. I had a nightmare, okay? And this has not happened to me a lot before, but I struggled to wake up and I thought there was a home invasion happening. But I understand that from Phil's perspective, someone just screaming at 4 a.m., there's a man in the room.

It was terrifying.

It was the most terrifying shit you've ever heard in your life. I literally thought we were going to die. And this is like... In the dream, I thought that we were being burgled. It's like the fourth time you've done it. But then Phil says that I quite nonchalantly went, oh, oh, yeah, okay. I was like, no, Jesus Christ, you just like terrified me.

I went, oh, it's a dream, never mind.

And then I just went back to sleep. I went, oh, oh, yeah, okay. I was like, no, Jesus Christ, you just, like, terrified me.

I went, oh, it's a dream, never mind. And then I just went back to sleep. And I'm lying in bed like. Phil is having a fight or flight, life or death response. So if you're wondering, wow, Phil looks rough in the first episode of this, my bad. That's why. Could it not have been a sexy man? Why is it a scary man? We didn't establish how hot the dream burglar was.

Is it a scary man? We didn't establish how hot the dream burglar

is it a hot burglar?

Hi! It's happening! We are Dan and Phil and welcome to...

Hard launch. The podcast. I like that I said I'm Phil. It's just if anyone's listening to it as a podcast, you might want to like get to use your voices. Hi, I'm Dan. I have a wonderful sounding, relaxing voice. Yes. And if you're watching on video, hello as well to people on YouTube. Do I have a ghost penis right now? Like it's a bit of the earth. All right. So this is a podcast. It goes out on YouTube every Monday.

And wherever you get your podcast to listen to and to the poor people listening on Spotify,

they just had to hear the sentence, do I have a ghost penis?

To clarify, when you wear jeans, especially these ones, it creates the illusion that you've got some kind of crotch mound.

I don't have, I'm not that excited about

the podcast. Phil's established, he's not that excited about the podcast. Wardrobe malfunction

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