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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 1 minutes

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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil is an unhinged and unafraid new era of oversharing that they may regret, but can never take back. Living your truth can be scary, dangerous and messy ..but that's what makes it fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We are Dan and Phil.
0:01.4	I'm Phil.
0:02.0	I'm Phil.
0:03.0	I'm Phil.
0:04.0	I'm like that I said I'm Phil.
0:06.0	You might want to like get to use my voices.
0:08.0	Hi, I'm Dan. I have a wonderful sounding, relaxing voice.
0:12.0	Yes. Do I have a ghost penis right now?
0:14.0	Like, it's a bit of a...
0:15.0	What on earth?
0:16.0	Do I have a ghost penis?
0:17.0	To clarify, when you wear jeans, especially these ones, it creates the illusion
0:21.0	that you've got some kind of crotch mound. I don't have, I'm not that excited about the podcast.
0:26.0	Phil's established, he's not that excited about the podcast, wardrobe malfunction corrected.
0:30.3	I think so. I am excited. And we're in. I'm just not aroused by the podcast yet.
0:35.9	Well, I hope you're enjoying, guys,
0:37.8	because people said, hey, Dan and Phil,
0:39.5	in this new authentic era
0:41.4	after you finally revealed the truth about your lives,
0:44.3	we're ready for whatever this free era of conversation is.
0:47.7	And this is very free.
0:48.9	They wanna take it back.
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