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Good morning everybody. Wow. Hi there. Hugs Samaya to the Jews listening. It is, uh,

it's a very blessed week. Okay. It's Passover. We've got Easter on the horizon, the resurrection

of Jesus Christo. We've got good Friday. Um, all of the things. What a time to be alive. Also,

listen up, you dirty little sluts. Next week, there will be an announcement made. One that will bring

you inner peace. One that will bring you true enlightenment. One that will baffle you, confuse you,

and really amuse the fuck out of me. So stay tuned. Secret project got me like, could you die?

Could you die? So like I said, um, it is paysock. And I'm not going to bore you with the story of

Passover mostly because I'll probably get details incorrect because I have been working off of a

fake Hagata that I made eight years ago to scare Andrew, um, at his first Passover sater. It was

called, uh, the theme of Passover that year was the tale of the sacrificial Gentile volume one.

And basically, Andrew's like, what's Passover about? And I'm sure I've told this story. I think

I said it last year. I don't know that I can read the entirety of this Hagata because it will

get me canceled. I was there was a point in time where I had this published on the internet.

But it was pre-podcast. I had three listeners to anyone that had the luxury of reading it.

You're fucking welcome. It's genius. And um, it doesn't deserve to be broadcasted because it

can't open the floodgates of Brenda being like, wow, to take a religious holiday and make it

satirical. And today, like, I will come to your house. I will slap you in all of your ugly kids.

Don't fuck with me. I'm done. Do better. Be better. You know what? Look inward. Why don't you do better,

Sarah? Because literally everybody fucking hates you. Everybody fucking hates you. Nobody wants to

invite you to a girls trip. Nobody wants to invite you to lunch. You know why? Because you're

fucking boring and you're a buzzkill. Happy holidays. Um, I always say that the Jews just,

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