What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy Kass today. I have my guest is probably I would say my first friend in comedy.

Um, he is, uh, hilarious. He's got a big fat butt like me. Um, he's got, uh, he's got a little baby like me. Um, he's got, um, what else does he have?

H PV he's got HPV like me. Uh, he's white like me. He's got salt and pepper hair. Um, his name is Mike Cannon everybody. What's going on?

Mike Cannon who, um, who in the dude, the first pod that we've done from the basement, the chaos couch is back. We got this is the chaos couch. It's back. We've noticed the

com staying on it. So we haven't sat on this since we moved in. So one of the movers came on the couch. Oh my god. What can you do? It happens. Now does the basement smell like a wet dog?

No, I did think you got cats though because there is a litter smell. There's a litter smell. That's what Vinnie is saying. She's like, I want to like, I don't know what to do about the

basement. She's like, because we have candles everywhere. They had, it's like, maybe that's it though. Maybe it's like a hanky candle smell and not like a nut. Yeah, because it does smell because the previous owners, they, they, the dog, the only place the dog was allowed was in the basement. So, you know, I love that the dogs basement is nicer than most of my apartment. Yeah, no, I know this basement is, I mean, this is a really gorgeous basement. It's got good floors. Delilah has already peed on the floor in the bathroom down here. Um, so yeah. So Delilah, our

dog, what do we got? Some people describe it as it, okay, that unpleasant musty smell. Some people describe it as akin to a wet dog is the calling

Carter of mold and or mildew. The spores of these ubiquitous fungi drift through the air until they find the damp dark and warm environment that allow them to

multiply and thrive conditions, common basins. Absolutely perfect. Dude, another thing I'm going to have to spend money on this dude. It literally, it is endless. Okay. I'm already fucking neck deep in taxes. And now I have to pay to get the now we're

breathing in mildew. Now we're going to get cancer because it's not mildew and it's just spores. You could maybe sell them as like mushrooms. Yeah, I mean, how do we get rid of this dude? How do I get rid of a

ubiquitous fungi drift? I just think the Patreon money is going to line the walls of this house. Please, Walter White's basement. You're kind of

calling the bottom. Please for the love of God, go to patreon.com slash Christie comedy, even if you just joined the $5 tier, I need to pay my taxes. And now we need to get the mildew out of my house. If you're a mildew worker, if somebody out there works in and cleaning up

basements, which I would imagine 98% of the podcast fans working that field, please help me for free. I don't care if you know where I live. You could

get the fuck in kill me because his house is going to kill me anyway. Did you get this inspected? Yes. Yeah, there's so many people like dude, my buddy, his neighbor just got

offered like cash 400,000 over what would have been the asking price. It wasn't even on the market. Right. And they offered him cash. And of course, he took it and they said

inspection is unnecessary. So people right now are just like buying up houses, regardless of whether or not like they have black mold growing in the basement. So but why would they do that just because they just want to flip it

quick and get the money they don't care. I guess we're get the fuck out of the city or just like a lot of people that have like real real money. They just look at like like you know, they're buying that as if it's like a monopoly board. Oh, my God, that looks like a nice town. I'll stake my claim. Well, what I did was in hindsight, this was stupid. The person who inspected the house. The people who sold the house to me hired him.

How could you not ask your father for somebody who he knows in the inspection because he moved to Tampa now he never picks up his phone. My dad lives in Tampa. I didn't tell you this. You did not do it last year. July 5th. What he was like fucked the mask. I'm moving to Florida. He was like literally like how I chased the bug. He's covered. I love that how the most susceptible people.

Are the most brazen about it. Yeah, like my dad has like still an open incision from his stroke. He's breathing like a fucking asthmatic pig. Yeah, he's like I don't believe in this. You have to be gay to get it.

I'm like, dude, and the hell my dad and your dad will never get COVID. No, they will never get COVID. But you know, some athlete, somebody in the NBA is going to drop Kyrie every going to drop dad a COVID.

He's like, in the best shape, Kyrie Irving who still doesn't have enough research to, you know, determine whether or not he's going to get vaccinated. You got a love it. He's got like 16 more YouTube videos to go. And then he'll make an educated decision.

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