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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Breaking Amish with Joe Santagato | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 37

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is back in the basement with this weeks guest JOE SANTAGATO from the Basement Yard Podcast. Chris vents to Joe about how the road is taking a toll on him. Another new hidden cost has popped up in Chris' new home. Chris is feeling rundown from running around the country. More diet problems from Chrissy B!tch hips. Shout out salads. Koreans are number one! Chris finds out what race Joe is. Joe's first sexual memory. Is North Korea SUS? Joe believes aliens are real. The boys get lost in the Amish lifestyle. Could you go full Amish? What do the Amish believe? How do the Amish live? Do the Amish go to the dentist? WE KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT DENTISTS! Homelesspimp spelling bee is coming soon. Hitler has a baby piece. CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Alright, what's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy K.S. I have a rockin hot

0:08.8

podcast and R.H.B. He's the co-host of the basement yard podcast. I like to call it the

0:14.8

basement hard podcast. Joe Santagato, everybody. Thanks for having me. Santa. That's what I told

0:21.4

my daughter was coming. She said, who's coming today? I said Santa. And then she met me

0:28.1

at the door and she was like, this is not fucking so. Well, I said Santa. Gato, the Christmas

0:32.1

cat. Exactly. That's what it is. Look at you. Joe, first of all, I want to be honest with

0:36.8

you up front. I have COVID-like symptoms right now. Good. I have body aches. I have a fever.

0:42.4

I don't feel good. My kids didn't go to school today because we feel like shit. I took a

0:45.6

home COVID test, which was negative, but those don't always work. Yeah, it's true. And also,

0:50.0

I wanted to say that like, I think the last four times that we've seen each other, you've

0:55.4

got something going on. So no, Pimp has me and Pimp just went to did the worst gig I've

1:00.9

ever done in my life called Jergles. I would just did a place called Jergles. Where is this

1:06.4

a? Where's this in Pittsburgh? I drove because my what my agent, my agent has told me that

1:11.8

I'm his favorite client. So that's why he asked me drive six and a half hours to do three

1:14.8

shows at a place called Jergles. Perfect. It was like, you are a priority here. So I was

1:18.8

like, I was like, great. So we did three shows at Jergles. And on the six and a half to

1:23.5

seven and a half hour drive back with homeless Pimp, he, we kind of Pimp was saying, it's

1:30.2

like you got to slow down. You are always doing a million things. But the problem is, is

1:34.9

I have three kids and my girlfriend doesn't want to work. She thinks that she's going to

1:38.8

spit bitcoins out of the back of a spin bike. So I have, I have no choice but to do this.

1:43.9

And then what happens is is when you work yourself to the bone, three shows at Jergles, with

1:47.9

me and great set half to people didn't pay for you. You get home with this, with a slight fever,

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