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The Bert Show

Ditch or Date: Would You Forgive Someone For Not Coming Home?

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

They've been dating and they were SERIOUS. But then she "passed out" at a friend's house - IN HIS BED, CUDDLING HIM. Ditch or date? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, what a sigh of relief for this guy that she was okay.

0:04.9

I mean, she was out.

0:05.9

His girlfriend was out until three in the morning.

0:09.2

He's all stressed and when he finally gets in touch with her, she's like, yeah, I'm still

0:13.3

a little drunk from the night before I crashed over to co-workers house and I cuddled with

0:17.0

them all night.

0:18.0

But I'm fine.

0:19.0

What a relief he must have felt.

0:20.0

I mean, yeah, that relief must have just washed over his entire body.

0:24.6

Thank God you're safe, honey.

0:26.0

What happened here?

0:27.0

So my buddy's been dating this girl for about eight months now and things were starting

0:31.1

to get a little serious.

0:32.3

Everything's been great.

0:33.4

I think, well, they were in their honeymoon period and that might be over now.

0:38.5

It is definitely over now.

0:40.9

So she says that, you know, she's going to go out with a bunch of friends and he's like,

0:44.2

cool, you know, he's just going to hang back and she's, she's had a friend that's a co-worker

0:49.2

I since before they even started dating for years now.

0:54.2

I guess he was one of the friends that she was supposed to go out with.

0:58.6

And so, you know, 10 o'clock rolls around, you know, he sends a text, you know, hey,

1:02.6

how are you?

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