This is the Bird Show.

You guys ever like break up with somebody over a really superficial reason?

Like they checked a lot of the boxes, but they're just with something you couldn't get past that was superfisher you're like I just can't do

it. Yeah I know it's really dumb but I was talking to a guy for like a hot second like

it wasn't just like a couple of tender messages back and forth and so once we met up we were at some bar and the

moment he opened his mouth to talk, his voice was like nails on a chalk board. It was

like, hi Abby!

And I just literally looked at him

and I felt so bad, so I mean,

there's a couple of drinks in me, so don't blame me.

This was not a sober decision.

I just ran the other way

Oh the live ghost the live ghost worst can it really be a ghost if I just kind of

of was like nymm swipe left in real life wait so you didn't say anything, you just turned and walked away?

I just said, nice to meet you,

and then I ran to the bar.

I was like, my friends were over there.

And then I was like, do-dut-dut-dut-dut-dut-dut-dut, do-dut, do-drew?

And this is the guy you, do-doin'er-t'er-t'er? specifically went to the bar to meet? Yeah. Oh, I mean, I work in radio, like,

voices are kind of a big thing.

I like to think, I have a very nice voice,

and we can't be un-we can't be unevenly matched.

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