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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 19, 2024: Crippling fears. 11 rings and a penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porking in front of a chicken joint.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X morning show.
0:22.4	93. X- Spring. Where are all the chicks, but it? I think they all sleep late because they're tired from scoring all night.
0:36.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
0:38.0	The first day of spring, right in between winter and summer, day and night are each 12 hours long.
0:44.4	This is called the Vernal Equinox.
0:46.0	The first day is for?
0:47.2	The first day of spring.
0:48.8	It's a beautiful thing. It really is.
1:03.0	What do you make of all this, Josh?
1:05.0	This first day is spring.
1:07.0	Oh, I'm fine with it.
1:08.0	How about yourself?
1:10.0	You know, it takes a little while to settle in.
1:12.0	Who's got time for that? That's what comes to me. It takes a little while to settle in.
1:12.5	Who's got time for that?
1:14.5	That's what comes to mind for me.
1:16.2	The first day of spring.
1:18.2	You know it's the first day of spring.
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