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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

90, 93, Earth.

I saw some bear repellable.

Bear? You got a spring for bear?

Is anybody named one person that you know, spray the bear and came and told you about?

I'll wait.

So I'm going to kill the bear. Say it! I'm going to kill the bear. Yeah, damn right. Today I'm going to kill the mother. Show time.

Music has been taken out of this portion of the Half-ass Morning Show podcast for licensing reasons.

Coming out the gate's hot, huh, Josh?

That's a nice way to start today.

It really is.

Welcome to the Half-Ass morning show, a filthy effing program

if we leave Josh in charge of things.

Well, you know, we've had so many, if you're listening to podcast,

unfortunately you missed it, but we've had so many requests to play it, I'll call them jazz jams

because I don't know if I can say the alternate word for a Joshulet here.

Jazz Jams from Ricky Stenicky sung by John Cina, who's a cover artist, he does a one-man show,

and he sings a bunch of recognizable songs,

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