Mr. Mayor

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 18, 2024: Farmington Mayor Joshua Hoyt. Celebrity Worship Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about joggling.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3.
0:24.4	Er.
0:25.4	Today is National Awkward Moment Day.
0:28.0	I know I'm socially awkward because I asked my friend what his biggest fear was.
0:30.8	He said losing his child.
0:32.2	He said, what's your biggest fear
0:33.2	Marcus of actually hitting the face time button on my phone
0:36.0	I got weird stuff going on in my room yeah I'm eating two and out of a can I got half a
0:41.6	boner an old earbook open it's weird.
0:44.0	Every you had it when you talk to someone for a while and then you say goodbye to them and then you both leave in the same direction.
0:49.0	And you don't even get if you're allowed to talk anymore like, dude, shut up, we ought to do.
0:53.4	Recently, I was a bar, I saw someone that I knew.
0:56.2	I started like walking over towards him, right?
0:59.2	I pulled my hand out like way too soon. Like I had a long way to go.
1:05.3	If you pull your hand out too soon, you kind of just have to keep it out there.
1:09.9	I went to this restaurant, I needed to go to the restroom. I go to flush, it doesn't work. I flush again, still not working.
1:16.0	Five, six, seven times I try to flush this thing down, it will not go.
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