Dinosaurs Uses Vegetarianism as a Metaphor for Homosexuality
Gayest Episode Ever
Gayest Episode Ever
4.8 • 568 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Heads up! This is a rerun of an episode that originally aired in 2019. We're putting a few of our favorite episodes in the off-weeks of our final season.
"I Never Ate for My Father" (October 2, 1991)
When Robbie Sinclair fails to kill his first live prey, he begins to wonder if he might be more herbivorously oriented — and that fits in really well with this episode's extensive use of vegetarianism as a metaphor for homosexuality. (But also drug use and communism, because America.)
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| 0:39.6 | of on brand for a sitcom podcast. |
| 0:42.3 | Reruns, in case you're too young to know, is when TV shows used to re-air episodes that |
| 0:48.1 | already aired and people would watch them again, or sometimes for the first time, if they |
| 0:51.4 | watched something else for the first time it aired. |
| 0:53.8 | We're doing this on this podcast to resurface some of the more interesting episodes we've done in the past. |
| 1:00.0 | And this one, and you probably know because you're listening to it already, is our episode about dinosaurs, the Muppet, not really puppet show. |
| 1:10.5 | People in Giant Dinosaur Suit show that aired on TGIF |
| 1:14.4 | that was a lot more subversive than you would think and actually did do a gay episode |
| 1:18.8 | just with some clever wordplay that made it so little kids like me didn't realize at the time |
| 1:23.8 | they were watching gay content. This was something we recorded in 2019. And you might |
| 1:30.5 | have noticed that several things have changed since 2019. Some things have actually gone back to the |
| 1:35.7 | way they were in 2019, which is kind of disappointing. But there's been a lot of stuff that's |
| 1:39.5 | happened since we originally recorded this. It was our 34th episode overall at the end of our second season, |
| 1:45.4 | if that tells you anything, more than 200 episodes ago. So you're going to hear some references |
| 1:49.6 | to things that may not make sense by 2026 standards. Like, pandemic, when are we going to get |
| 1:55.0 | one of those? We don't actually say that, but just, just so you know. If you hear some stuff that seems out of place |
| 2:03.0 | time-wise, as because this is an old episode, and I didn't go through in scrub or fix it or |
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