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🗓️ 14 June 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | We got to keep all on the right side. |
0:05.0 | You got to keep all on the right side. |
0:10.0 | I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots. |
0:14.0 | That's okay and now I've got to be able to be. |
0:18.0 | All on the right side. You got to be all on the bright side. |
0:23.6 | Millions of years ago, before humans and before McDonald's, there lived dinosaurs. |
0:33.6 | Dinosaurs lived in the Mesozoic era known as the age of dinosaurs. |
0:38.2 | And we know there wasn't a McDonald's at the time because a T-Rex's arms are too tiny to clean the ice cream machine. |
0:44.3 | Maybe there could have been an Uber-Eats with a pterodactyl, but I think they would eat your french fries on the way to your house. |
0:49.6 | And even though times have changed, we can still call a velociraptor a short king. |
0:53.9 | So today we're talking all things dinosaur facts with a special guest. |
0:58.8 | So welcome to the brighter side. |
1:01.5 | Yeah, baby. |
1:02.7 | That was very sweet, Amber. |
1:04.3 | I loved it. |
1:05.0 | I was laughing so hard thinking of a T-Rex cleaning an ice cream machine. |
1:10.5 | No, I think they'd be good as like a night shift manager in a bad neighborhood. |
1:14.5 | Absolutely. |
1:15.4 | It's certainly not the guy who opens and closes the door outside begging for change. |
1:19.6 | No. |
1:20.9 | We have a wonderful dinosaur guest. |
1:23.3 | Our favorite lizard on Earth, please make it loud for Holden McNeil. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you so much, though. I do have to say, guys, Ed, Amber, I'm not doing too good right now. You know what I'm saying? What happened? Teradactyl sold me some bad life insurance. No. If I die, I owe his kids $20,000. Oh, my God. Unbelievable. What a fucking bad thing, dude. Absolutely. It was, I was casting couch the whole time for it. He said he had a big roll for me. I sucked his dick. I ate his ass. I fucked his mom. I fucked his dog. Did you sign the contract, though, for the life insurance? I signed away so many things. I have a three-picture deal with them. |
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